Sammy Sosa

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Not a product of diseases.
I guess this is the clear, not the cream.

Sammy being Sammy

Baseball been berry berry good to him

Likes his music loud and his bats corked

Diseases

  • Sammy had a problem with a wisdom tooth, and after it was fixed, he started to bulk up because he could eat more.
  • Sammy also has an unknown disorder that doesn't allow him to speak English in Washington D.C.


Sosa on Steroids

OH SHIT
  • "There’s a lot of speculation but no evidence," Sosa said yesterday [January 30, 2007]. "I know who I am, and I know the way that I play baseball. And I know that my numbers are there. Numbers don’t lie."[1]
    • Since "his numbers" now include the number 600, the debate will rage even further.
  • Rick Reilly
    • "You're not my father!" he said, starting to yell. "Why do you tell me what to do? Are you trying to get me in trouble?"
    • I asked how he could get in trouble if he wasn't doing anything wrong.
    • "I don't need to go nowhere," he growled. "I'll wait for the players' association to decide what to do. If they make that decision [to test], I will be first in line."
    • But didn't he think a star stepping forward now, without being told to be tested....
    • "This interview is over!" He started looking around for security. "Over, motherfucker!!"

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