SAS Wiki:Current events
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Boxing
MLB
- Dodgers sign all the players. Then all the players got hurt.
- Kevin Towers and Dayton Moore are trying to out-terrible each other.
- People are picking the Royals to win the Central. This will not happen.
- Please care about the World Baseball Classic. Please? What if we put it on a network you don't get? No MLB.tv subscribers allowed.
- The Blue Jays are going to dominate the AL East guys!
NHL
- Fuck having a season.
- The Islanders made the playoffs.
- The Leafs made the playoffs too. Countdown to riot footage begins now.
NBA
- Charlotte Bobcats may never win again
- First roundzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
NFL
- Get ready for the all-rookie playoffs
- Matt Flynn MVP
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NCAA
- Notre Dame lol
- whats new
- Penn State is filled with pedophiles and pedophile apologists. Neat!
- Ow my leg!
Golf
- Tiger Woods lol
Tennis
NASCAR
- LEFT TURN
- LEFT TURN
- LEFT TURN
- CRASH
- LEFT TURN
- Some kid ended up winning the Daytona 500 by default. Will likely live off that single win for the rest of his career.
- We're gonna
changekeep the samechange the format of the Chase so it's teh super kewl and teh unbeatable...even though Jimmie Johnson will win it again anyway. - Kevin gon' kill Kyle.
Formula One
- MAHK WEBBAH! vs. Lewis "No Hands" Hamilton
Wrestling
- FEED. ME. MORE.
Mixed Martial Arts
- Coming soon to a UFC near you: MIDGETS!
- Randy Couture hopefully done, riding off into the old man sunset of awful, awful movies.
- Brock Lesnar is getting less hated by MMA fans and loved by Wrestling fans.
- He punches people in the face, pisses off sponsors, and curls into a ball when punched in the face.
- As a result of said ball curling, a Mexican has taken his job.
- Fedor lol
- All Japanese organizations canceled due to poor mafia control
Competitive Eating
- Joey Chestnut wins again! God bless America!
- Takeru Kobayashi imprisoned for possibly sedition or something I don't know.
