Pittsburgh Pirates
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The Pirates are currently in year nine sixteen eighteen of a "three year plan", except now they're actually headed by competent management.
Need to be sold to Mark Cuban ASAP, especially since he failed to buy the Rangers.
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Actual Facts
- In 2008 they had a Tom Gorzelanny bobble head night. Seriously, Tom Gorzelanny.
- The Pittsburgh Pirates have existed since roughly the dawn of baseball.
- The Pittsburgh Pirates lost the first World Series ever.
- A few years later, the Pirates actually won the World Series. Then later they won another. Then a few more decades later. Yeah, they did.
- In fact, they once beat the Yankees for it.
- Barry Bonds single-handedly ruined the Pirates.
- It's not his fault that the racist owners wanted to sign Andy Van Slyke and Jay Bell instead.
- Francisco Cabrera single-handedly ruined the Pirates.
Robert Clemente
Was literally the greatest man in the history of baseball until he died doing what he loved: being better than you.
Seriously he would have gone down as like the best player ever if he hadn't been killed in a plane crash. And he was big on that charity stuff. That's why they put him in the Hall of Fame like immediately. That, and 3000 hits.
Related
- The High Seas
- Cocaine
- Dock Ellis
- Andrew McCutchen
- Jose Tabata
- Pedro Alvarez
- Futility
- PNC Park
- Chan Ho Park
- WHY?!?
No Longer Related
No Longer Related (Thank God)
