You're prety fucking stupid if you think he's not the devil.

Miroslav Satan is a hockey player from Slovakia who has played for the Buffalo Sabres and the New York Islanders. I'm pretty convinced he's the devil- Don Cherry said so once.

Repent

• His stats id on ESPN.com is 666. Don't believe me?
• NHL GMs be warned! If Satan ever plays for the New Jersey Devils, he'll spout horns and take over the universe.