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• The SAS Wiki is a satirical wiki provided for entertainment purposes only. The stories and articles posted here are provided by random internet users and should not be assumed to be true--in fact they should be assumed to be false!
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What is the purpose of this site?

Created for posters of Something Awful's Sports Argument Stadium to:

• define and explain SAS fads to new users
• serve as a warehouse for the original content produced by SAS
• contain SAS FAQs, rules and guides
• allow people to write stupid articles about sports figures

This site is in no way officially affiliated with SA or SAS and is provided for entertainment purposes only.

Featured Article

Competitive Eating!?!?

Every 4th of July, Nathan's Hot Dogs holds the Super Bowl of Competitive Eating: the Nathan's Famous Hot Dog eating contest in Coney Island. This contest is sanctioned by the International Federation of Competitive Eating and Major League Eating, but really, they probably couldn't do anything if you formed a competing federation.

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