Indiana Pacers
A team so mediocre no comedy can be derived from the middle of the roadness of them. They don't even have the outstanding kind of mediocrity that makes the Bills so renown.
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Franchise history
Pre-1976
ABA Dynasty. Can we go back?
1976-1987
The Dark Ages
1987-2005
The Golden Years. Had Reggie and everything was great.
2005-Current
The only thing they can beat are Detroit fans. Please win and get in the playoffs, or lose and get a good pick. This limbo stuff sucks.
2009 Draft
2010 Draft
Larry Bird's next great white hope, Gordon Hayward, was stolen one pick early by the Utah Jazz. After crying into his tenth beer of the evening for a few minutes, Larry selected Paul George. He was distraught upon learning George was not, in fact, a slow white kid.
The Future
Dedication to Mediocrity
There are four types of teams that exist in the last few weeks of a given season.
- Teams that are secure in their playoff spot will rest starters to avoid injury and lose a lot of games.
- Teams that know they will not make the playoffs and play young players, losing a lot of games and getting a good draft pick.
- Teams that are fighting for a playoff spot and will win a lot of games unless they play each other.
- The Indiana Pacers.
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