A team so mediocre no comedy can be derived from the middle of the roadness of them. They don't even have the outstanding kind of mediocrity that makes the Bills so renown.
ABA Dynasty. Can we go back?
The Dark Ages
The Golden Years. Had Reggie and everything was great.
The only thing they can beat are Detroit fans. Please win and get in the playoffs, or lose and get a good pick. This limbo stuff sucks.
Larry Bird's next great white hope, Gordon Hayward, was stolen one pick early by the Utah Jazz. After crying into his tenth beer of the evening for a few minutes, Larry selected Paul George. He was distraught upon learning George was not, in fact, a slow white kid.
Dedication to Mediocrity
There are four types of teams that exist in the last few weeks of a given season.
- Teams that are secure in their playoff spot will rest starters to avoid injury and lose a lot of games.
- Teams that know they will not make the playoffs and play young players, losing a lot of games and getting a good draft pick.
- Teams that are fighting for a playoff spot and will win a lot of games unless they play each other.
- The Indiana Pacers.
SAS Pacers Fans
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