Hines Ward

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Hines Ward is a wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers. He is the second best player of Asian descent, behind Timmy Chang. He was the MVP of Superbowl XL, where he was one of the only players on the field who didn't play like shit.

Style of Play

Hines Ward is a possession receiver, which really means that he is the safety valve for pieces of shit quarterbacks like Kordell Stewart and XFL MVP Tommy Maddox. He is also widely considered the best blocking wide receiver in the NFL. He once hit Bart Scott so hard that Scott threatened to kill him. No, seriously.

Tears after Loss

Yeah, he fucking cried after the Steelers lost to the New England Patriots in 2005. You wish a player on your team had heart like Hines Ward. I'm looking at you, Bengals fans. You also wish you even had the privilege of getting to the AFC Championship Game.