One day, Dontrelle was traded for a box of old socks with Miguel Cabrera! Dontrelle is now the best hitting pitcher in baseball not having to bat.
Immediately after arriving in Detroit, Dontrelle lost the ability to throw strikes. Now, after being traded to the Diamondbacks, he's lost the ability to start games. Just as well, he wouldn't even have been the best hitting pitcher on the team!
A Word About DUI
Ya detain da Train ya detain ya brain.