Baltimore Orioles

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The Baltimore Orioles are baseball's one-stop B-12 shot spot.

History

Originally Baltimore was awarded a franchise in 1901, but it was instead given to New York where it became MLB's most hated team (the Yankees). The Orioles also have the distinction of being one of the teams that traded left handed pitcher Babe Ruth, but nobody really cares about that part. The Orioles currently play at Camden Yards, where thousands of Red Sox fans gather to see their favorite team.

Owner Peter Angelos has complained about DC getting the Washington Nationals, demanding MLB pay him because fans may stop watching his team suck. This season will make it 9 10 11 12 13 consecutive years below .500. Jesus Christ himself couldn't save this team.

In the last decade, the organization has become the retirement home for former Chicago Cubs. This is compounded by the fact that Jim Hendry is gay for Brian Roberts and refuses to make trades with any other organization. Currently the Orioles are dedicated to ensuring that the rest of the AL East finishes over .500.

Yelling

Oriole fans will yell "O!" during the opening of the national anthem because they invented it or something.

Related

• AL East
• Cal Ripken Jr
• Jeffrey Maier
• Sammy Sosa
• Chicago Cubs
• Failure

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